"And I have this egg over here, now it's a complete wild card, could be OK or could be a complete mess. Can't really tell right now. Soooo, which one do you want me to send down the fallopian tube chute?"
Me: "When is the deadline to place my order?"
4. My metabolism decided to retire a few years ago. I think I heard she is on some beach in Costa Rica. Swell.
This girl is a traitor...I don't know when or where she left me.